Compiling quotes from Game of Thrones is significantly more difficult than other shows. Why? There are two reasons. The first is twofold: character names are hard to spell properly, and often we cannot remember what a characters name is right away. The second reason is that so much of each episode is so quoteworthy. But with a thoughtful ear, we isolate what seems to have had the greatest affect on us.

Plus, we know that everything from Tyrion’s lips is golden.


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Game of Thrones “Valar Dohaeris” Quotes

Okay, that giant was freaking awesome

Ygritte: First time you’ve seen a giant Jon Snow? …Well, don’t stare too long, they’re shy.

Ah, yes, but … Big Giiirls Dooon’t Cry (Yea, I got nothing)

Jon Snow: My father told me big men fall just as quick as little ones. If you put a sword through their hearts.

They also approve of sex, so you’re definitely in the right place

Jon Snow: I want to fight for the side that fights for the living. Did I come to the right place?

Who knows, you’re pretty sneaky…

Cersei: If I wanted to kill you, do you think I’d let a wooden door stop me?

A man of few, perfect, words….
Tyrion: It’s not slander if it’s true.

Cersei: You’re a clever man. But you’re not as clever as you think you are.
Tryion: Still makes me clever-er than you.

Is he not the best?
Tywin: You choose to spend your days as you always have. Bedding harlots, and drinking with thieves.
Tyrion: Occasionally I drank with the harlots.

I agree, my God do I agree
Sansa: The truth is always either terrible or boring.

Some of them also fear clowns

Ser Jorah: Even the bravest men fear death.

This episode of #GOT was written by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss.

Game of Thrones Season 3 Episode 1. Photo Credit: HBO.