I’ve seen just a few episodes of Keeping up with the Kardashians. Now, some of my favorite guilty pleasure reality shows are on E!, and let’s face it – if I’m gonna watch reality TV why wouldn’t I watch crazy, rich people? I’ve never gotten really into the Kardashian family and their story, though. They seem too catty, too petty, and too…you know. Them.
This new picture for the fourth season of the show has me making some insights I wish to share:
(Edit: image removed because it wasn’t the final version.)
1. Isn’t half of why Kim is famous because of her famous large behind? Why does it look deceptively small here? Shouldn’t they play that up? I mean, if you’re gonna be pin-up girls, be good about it! (Somewhere, Tyra Banks is fuming at their ineptitude.)
2. Okay, I understand that Kourtney is preggers, but really? This just SCREAMS tasteful.
3. Last I was paying attention, Khloe was the smartest of the bunch and even though she had ‘weight issues’ (i.e. wasn’t stick thin) I felt it kept her real. Now she’s dropped a million pounds and being just as slutty as her sisters? She fits in at the sake of losing her unique self.
This entire thing looks more like a brothel ad than a reality TV ad.
Keeping up with the Kardashians returns for its fourth season with a very special season premiere, Sunday, Dec. 13 at 10/9c, only on E!
Watch as a tempest of siblings, business and fame engulf Olympic decathlete Bruce Jenner and paparazzi fave Kim Kardashian as their huge Hollywood families collide!
Watch the new promo after the jump.