Want a better look at what Robin wrote on How I Met Your Mother last night?


In the midst of all the Ted and Barney doppelgangers arguing at the regular table, Marshall and Robin were having their own feud of sorts.

After Marshall wrote about Robin being a “good time” in the men’s restroom, she retaliated by writing something on the women’s bathroom walls. We heard some of it in voiceover, but not all. So here, in entirety, is what Robin wrote:

“Did you know that for the first two years of my life, my dad treated me like a cat? Seriously. I wasn’t permitted on the furniture, I had to bathe myself, and I was only allowed to poop in a box. Ironic that this all comes out in a bathroom. A place that for so long I yearned to be. This tiled prison that eluded my saddened grasp was a haven. The unreachable. When I finally did demand a bathroom visit, my dad applauded my moxie. And that’s the only time my father ever said he was proud of me. Maybe that’s why I stole credit for your drink. Maybe that’s why I needed to pour my heart out like this. Or maybe I wrote this so you’d be in here long enough for a lady to walk in, causing you to freak out and hide in the stall.”

Now, knowing Robin’s relationship with her Dad, do you think some of that might actually be true?

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