So you need a concealed flash drive in the shape of a sea creature? Well, I don’t know your life! You’ll get no judgement from me. Hell, I have one in the shape of Hello Kitty. (Mimobot!)

If you’re hoping to be more like a character on Revenge (ABC) then I hope it’s only to pick up a smaller character attribute, like Ashley’s (Ashley Madekwe) posh wardrobe or Charlotte’s (Christa B. Allen) optimism about love. Or, maybe you just want Nolan’s (Gabriel Mann) handy whale flash drive device! ($24 from American E Superstore, here.)

Technically his is also a hidden camera, and it’s not the exact same whale, but you can’t afford to be so picky. I bet he also has a pair of Flash Drive Cufflinks.