Let’s get into what was was especially quoteable from TVD “The Five.”

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Here are the best quotes from The Vampire Diaries Season 4, Episode 4, “The Five.”

Damon’s Gameplan for Elena
Damon: She needs to learn snatch, eat, erase now more than ever.

Magic Can’t Do Everything
Bonnie, to Elena: “If I could spell you out of wanting blood, I would. But I can’t. So better you learn this now than at freshman orientation.

And It Was the Wrong Color, Too!

Matt, to Rebekah after offering him a new car: If that’s your idea of an apology, you should probably give it to Elena. She’s the one you killed.

Rebekah, to April, re: Matt: Hey, off limits. I have dibs.

Who’s Pledging Now?
Bonnie: You went to college?
Damon: Sure. Plenty of times. I always had a thing for sorority girls.

It’s Hard Not to Be Curious

Klaus: Oh, Stefan. Trust me when I say this: That hunter in there holds the answer to all your prayers.

And a Toast
Klaus on Rebekah: Cheers to my sister’s uncanny ability to choose men.

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Rebekah: I’m not eating until you apologize.
Klaus: For which indiscretion? There have been so many.
Rebekah: You broke my neck.
Klaus: You threw away Elena’s blood so I can’t make any more hybrids.
Rebekah: Because you took me for granted.
Klaus: That’s what big brothers do, sweetheart.

Is This True?
Klaus to Stefan: Some secrets are stronger than family.

Would She Get a Cape?
Damon: Everyone is someone’s uncle or father or camp counselor or Bible study teacher, Elena. You don’t know these people. Why do you care?
Elena: I care because I’m still me. I still have the same feelings. I’m sorry if that spoils your master plan to turn me into a super vampire.

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES –“The Five”– Pictured: Claire Holt as Rebekah–Photo: Annette Brown/ The CW–©2012 The CW Network. All Rights Reserved.