TV Characters Tweet for Christmas
| December 24, 2009 at 7:47 PM ESTHow did your favorite TV Characters spend Christmas? Let’s look at their (fake) twitter accounts!
GLEE
QueenQuinn: If I’m getting fat anyway, I’m gonna pig out on Xmas cookies.
KurtHums: My stocking is covered with sequins. #perfection
SueCsIt: What is it with this world? Child labor laws are unfair to us, the common man.
SueCsIt: I’m going to fight this in court.
SueCsIt: No 7 yr old takes advantage of Sue Sylvester!
EmmaP: Mom’s secret biscuit recipe has been found. Goody.
PuckItGood: @SantLopez Wanna come over?
Brittanyyy: joooy to the woooolrd!
TinaCC: I want a sequined stocking, man @KurtHums
KurtHums: Okay, we need to go over your color choices. Matte or extra shine?
VoiceAngelRach: Jews need carols. I am deprived.
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
XanderLHa: Women friends – where are my freshly backed Christmas cookies?
WillowRosenberg: @XanderLHa Just checked, I’m still Jewish.
BuffyAnne: I saved your life TEN min ago. U bake ME cookies! #rude
WillowRosenberg: @XanderLHa Jewish people enjoy cookies too, fyi. No discriminating!
RupertG: Does no one want a raisin scone?
Spike: Can I bite carolers? Just a little? To make them bleeding stop?
BuffyAnne: Enjoy the seasonal cheer.
Spike: The seasonal cheer is making my ears bleed.
XanderLHa: @Spike Oooooo can I see?
Spike: Don’t you have some baking to do, misstress?
GILMORE GIRLS
LorelaiLGilmore: How can I have run out of the essential Xmas candy: Sourpatch kids?!?!
RoryGilmore: Mom thinks a #Glee marathon is Christmassy. I agree.
Luke: It’s a Wonderful Life is a classic.
LorelaiLGilmore: @Luke No offense, but that’s like saying the most basic of facts ever.
GREEK
CaseyCartwright: I see Sephora boxes under the tree! Excitement!!!!
AshleighLovely: I wonder what Lady Gaga wears for Christmas?
Cappie: @AshleighLovely Ten bucks on Reindeer antlers.
TheBex: I’d drool over this Prada if I drooled.
AshleighLovely: @TheBex Have you seen the Obama fam in Hawaii yet???
Cappie: @TheBex I’ve seen you drool.
CaseyCartwright: Christmas isn’t about drool!!!
Cappie: Don’t dictate my personal religions! @CaseyCartwright
THE BIG BANG THEORY
SheldonCooper: These twitter trending topics are so predictable today.
PennAy: I stole cheesecake and we’re gonna make cheesecake eggnog!
LeHof: @PennAy i don’t know how to actually do that
PennAy: Then what use is science to us?? #lame
LeHof: you insulted science. now I have to spend time consoling Sheldon
Wolowitz: @PennAy Do you need comfort? 😉
PennAy: Don’t molest my mind on Christmas! #ew