The question is, who had the very best line of the night in this True Blood season 5 episode?

“I’ve waited so long for this.” – Alcide to Sookie
So have we, Alcide!

“Let’s go hunt Russel. Onwards, into the jaws of death. Boot and rally!” – Sookie
Sookie has never been more lovable. She needs to get drunk more.

“The more things change the more they f*#king stay the same.” – Tara
Well, yes.

“I saved your f*#king life and gave you some truly exquisite clothes.” – Pam to Tara

Priorities, always.

“I f#*ked a fairy?” – Andy
Not like you can put it on your resume…

“New York City smells like pee and the people are rude.” – Eric
This seems fairly accurate. Approved!

“We’ve come to finish what we started.” – Eric
As long as weird things don’t fall in the background as a distraction, dammit!

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