There’s never a bad time to bust out some Troy and Abed quotes!

Troy: That’s it, we’re arm wrestling.
Abed: Like Stallone in Over the Top? I’m not sure about the rules. Don’t I need a semi truck and a ten-year-old son?

Abed: Announcement number one: All announcements will be cool from now on.
Troy: Announcement number two: Butt soup.
Abed: Announcement number three: I am not Hadji from “Jonny Quest,” Jeff Winger.
Troy: Announcement number four: You guys from security really need to be more careful.

More Abed and Troy quotes after the jump!

Troy [to Abed, who is dressed as Batman]: Can I ask you something I always wanted to ask the real Batman?
Abed [in Batman’s voice]: Yeah!
Troy: Am I good looking?
Abed: You’re a very attractive young man.
Troy: I knew it!

Troy: I think I got half of it, which got me through the half I didn’t.
Abed: Like the first season of The Wire.

Abed: I hate when they finish each other’s…
Troy: … pies.

Troy: I’m a Dracula.
Abed: You mean a vampire?
Troy: I don’t need to know which Dracula I am to be a Dracula. Nerd.

Troy: Candy corn looks like tiny traffic cones.
Abed: Yeah, it sure does.
Troy: At, like, a candy traffic school.
Abed: Yeah.
Troy: Little ginger bread man is at the wheel, and he’s drunk.
Abed: Look out!
Troy: You keep driving, but you keep wanting to eat yourself.
Abed: All day.
Troy: That’s one of my biggest fears.
Abed: What is?
Troy: If I ever woke up as a donut…
Abed: You would eat yourself.
Troy: I wouldn’t even question it.
Abed: That’d be tasty.
Troy: It’s cool to know other people think about this stuff, too.
Abed: Yeah.

(Troy climbs up a wall to get to the thermometer to stop the zombies, leaving Abed with the zombies)
Troy: I love you.
Abed: I know.

Troy [rapping]: ¿Dónde está la biblioteca? Me llamo T-Bone, la araña discoteca.
Abed: Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca, es en la bigote grande, perro, manteca.
Troy: Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeña, cabeza es mi helada. Cerveza es bueno!
Abed: Buenas Días! Me gusta papas frías! La bigote de la cabra es Cameron Diaz. Yeah, Boy!
Troy: Yeah! What!
Abed: Yeah. It’s 2009.
Troy: Word!

Troy: I’m President Obama’s nephew.
Abed: You never mentioned that before.
Troy: I didn’t know if I could trust you, but now it’s time to tell you everything, starting with we invented the Ferrari.

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