The Vampire Diaries “The Rager” – live blogged!

The Vampire Diaries “The Rager” Recap – LIVE Blogged

Here we go guys… once again we have the new opening voiceover with ALL the voices…

“Good day for a mid-life crisis. 164 years. I’d say you’re due.” – Damon Salvatore Quotes

“I’m gonna find him, and I’m gonna eat him.” – Damon Salvatore Quotes

“Listen, you blood shared with my girlfriend. And I punched you in the face.” – Stefan Salvatore Quotes, on tit for tat.

Elena is blood sharing with Matt, anyway. Geez! I mean, it’s totally sweet. But why is the vampire blood share SO much more intimate? I’m guessing there’s a reason and I truly do want to know.

If I was turned into a vampire I’d probably bail on high school. Then again, Elena has a good point. It keeps her out of being such a suspect. Also: Elena’s silver abstract wishbone necklace is amazing and I want it. Anyone else notice how she’s dressing all… slightly better now?

Klaus: Any reason to return! Oh Klaus, don’t pretend you love being back in Mystic Falls.

“You used my body as an escape hatch and then kissed my girlfriend.” – Tyler Lockwood Quotes

“And just like that I’m no longer feeling sentimental.” – Elena Gilbert Quotes

“Well your boyfriend liked me once. Actually, a lot more than once.” – Rebecca, garnering no sympathy.

I was almost okay with Rebecca until she mentioned killing Alaric.

Isn’t it obvious the girl is holding her hand over her neck? Rebecca is such a tease. Catfight in the girl’s bathroom!

Claire Holt is really delivering.

“See you in gym. I think it’s dodgeball day.” – Rebecca

Julie Plec has a little spot now. Wow, her huge computer monitor is amazing. I’ve never met or even tweeted with her. (Hint, Julie!) Oh, this spot is about technology…kinda.  Twittervention…haha!

Jeremy might be a vampire hunter when his sister is a vampire? That’d be so twisted, but I don’t buy it happening.

“You should write a book. Go on The View.” – Caroline Forbes, who should totally be a daytime talk show host, right? Like a less annoying Dr. Phil? For Vampires?

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“Hey Lock Wolf.” – Hayley, Phoebe Tonkin

“The least you could do is poor me some fancy, rich people scotch.” – Hayley

“Tell me that is not a bomb.” – Meredith Fell
“It’s an adorable exploding kitten.” – Damon Salvatore

“I’m the bad brother.” – Damon Salvatore

Rebecca, you tried to kill Matt! So, he’s going to get you back. Wow. Ballsy, Donovan!

“Yours is better than Stefan’s.” – Elena to Damon

“You keep alcohol in your underwear drawer.” – Elena Gilbert Quotes

“Perish the thought he might actually be useful.” – Damon

“You staying for the show, or?” – Damon

Is Jeremy really outting Meredith Fell?! I feel like he’s lying.

“I’m just quietly hating.” – Elena

This is exactly the right ammo that Klaus needs to steal Caroline from Tyler!

Something’s in the beer, right? Totally is.

April (Grace Phipps)!

Elena’s ring! Rebecca is still such a brat. And I know, I know, I’m spelling it wrong. Rebekah. There we go.

Elena went in for the ring, success!

“Rage is a really powerful feeling. But guilt, take it from me, it’ll destroy you.” – Stefan Salvatore Quotes “The Rager”

Elena is showing off when there’s a hunter around, that isn’t a good idea. Someone could say “hey maybe that girl who did the hand-stand is a vampire!”

Knew it, knew it. Something in the beer!

Oh, Stefan really has a motorcycle. Gah, I want a boyfriend who has a motorcycle. This scene is so, so pretty and fun. I did think she was going to fall off and be affected by whatever Rebehkah had get to her, though.

Oh, I bet Jeremy teamed up with Damon.

“Did I say I was a germaphobe? Sorry, I meant, vampire.” – Damon Salvatore Quotes

Oh man, I am so sick of this song. Blah blah, vampire sex. Elena’s big hoop earrings make her look younger than usual.

Oh, oh! The blood sharing makes her have a closer bond with Damon, huh? Well, that’s a theory.

Oh, werewolf venom is in the beer! Yikes.

Matt seems so confident. But I love that he’s putting Rebekah in her place. I still think he’s going to eventually hook up with her again.

“The reason you don’t find love is because you don’t deserve it.” – Matt

Did she really just pull out his heart or was that a hallucination? Totally a werewolf toxin hallucination!

“Maybe you can clue me in on this greater evil.” – Damon

“See, this is what I like to hear. Vague threats. Ominous prophecies. Disappearing tattoos.” – Damon

“For future reference. One voice mail is just as effective as nine.” – Klaus

Loving this sudden and unexpected Rebekah and April friendship.

“See, I told you I could be a badass.” – Jeremy Gilbert Quotes
“Badasses don’t say that.” – Damon

“I am not your new partner in vampire crime.” – Meredith Fell Quotes

“Not every day that I get summoned by a Salvatore.” – Caroline Forbes Quotes

Stefan needs vampire Prozac or something. Ripper and stuff? It’s like he’s bipolar. Elena makes him happy, and that’s a problem?

Caroline is a vampire therapist! I do love their friendship so much – the Stefan/Caroline friendship.

Time to cuff Elena off!

Damon pointing at Elena is like chastising a dog almost. I laughed. “Stop it!” Bad dog!

Damon glamoring Matt was a sweet gesture.

“You are a vampire now. You just have to learn the right way to be one. And I’m gonna teach you.” – Damon

The Hunter is one of the five? Hmmm. Five biggest pains in my ass?

Which his your favorite of The Vampire Diaries “The Rager” Quotes?

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