Below are the best quotes from The Vampire Diaries “The New Deal.” It’s hard to tell if Damon or Jeremy commanded the best lines of the night. Let us know who you think was the most quoteable!

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The Vampire Diaries “The New Deal” Quotes

“…the eve of Klausageddon.” – The Vampire Diaries Quotes, Damon
Impossible to type, but that’s our best guess.

“What’s the point of this?” – Jeremy
“The point is to get drunk and shoot stuff.” – Tyler
Tyler makes such very good points, too.

“You know me, never miss a chance for epic failure.” – Damon Quotes
The word “epic” is kind of a fail from pop culture overuse.

“The Stefan that we know is gone.” – Elena
“How is Damon handling that? – Bonnie
“Damon is… Damon.” – Elena
That says it all.

“I can’t drink all this by myself. I mean, I can. But then someone is getting naked.” – Damon

“None of us are gonna get out of this town alive.” – Jeremy Gilbert
You are, Jer, you are! Just kind of lobotomized, too.

“You go deal with your brother, I’ll go deal with mine.” – Damon to Elena
Stop assigning homework!

“Whenever Klaus wants something, someone ends up dead.” – Jeremy
The little brother is perceptive.

Now he’s dead.” – Jeremy
The little brother is…scary.

“You’re gonna have to be cutthroat and devious, and I am so much better at that than you, Stefan.” – Damon
Damon’s the expert.

“You turned him into a monster. He’s your problem now.” – Elena to Klaus
Elena’s a cold-hearted snake. Hiss!

“Your sister thinks we need to have another one of our talks.” – Damon to Jeremy
Most heartbreaking quote of the night. Notice that Jeremy didn’t fight it?

“I thought for one second I wouldn’t have to feel guilty anymore.” – Damon Salvatore Quotes to Elena
“Guilty for what?” – Elena
“For wanting what I want.” – Damon Quotes to Elena

“No, you know what? If I’m gonna feel guilty about something I’m gonna feel guilty about this.” – Damon before he kissed Elena

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