Miss a quote? Here’s a collection of the best Vampire Diaries quotes from the season 4 episode “The Killer.”

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Not easy?
He’s a vampire werewolf hybrid. Do you have any idea how hard it is to kill them? – Connor Jordan (Hunter)

You make it sound so bad!

That town’s practically invested. – Professor Shane (David Alpay)

I won’t be getting in the way.
Anybody gets in my way. Anybody. They’re dead. – Connor Jordan

Teen angst
I’m a vampire. And I hate it. – Elena Gilbert Quotes (Nina Dobrev)

A damn good line
This is the most important thing that I have ever asked you to do. I just need you to trust me. Please. – Stefan Salvatore Quotes

Yea, I don’t do teen drama. Take it up with Ty. – Hayley

Since he literally spill guts, this phrase is suddenly very weird…
I figured you spilled your guilty little guts when I left last night. – Damon Salvatore Quotes

Topical much?
No, Damon. I didn’t tell him I got high on blood like some dirty crackhead and then Dirty Danced with you. – Elena Gilbert

Paging Doctor Salvatore
Classic shame spiral. – Damon Salvatore (Ian Somerhalder)

He buys in bulk!
Is that where you’ve been all morning. Buying bossy pants? – Stefan Salvatore Quotes (Paul Wesley)

Bonnie is like a cat...
Now I’m officially curious. – Bonnie (Kat Graham)

Point to Damon
For someone who doesn’t wanna be like me, you sure are good at it. – Damon Salvatore

Easy wordplay
Stop being paranoid, Damon. – Stefan
Start telling the truth, Stefan. – Damon

Love the references

Since when do we team up with Klaus and the Lollipop Guild? – Damon Salvatore

No shades of gray in his mind.

Vampires kill humans. Hunters kill vampires. – Connor

Love her

No, Elena. This guy is dangerous. – Damon
So am I. – Elena

Klaus will kill anyone who knows. – Stefan
Then it better be good. – Damon

It’s crazy but true

You missed. – Elena


Look at you, so worried about your brother. And you’re the biggest monster he’ll ever meet. – Connor

I keep waiting for you to make up some dumb story so at least I can call you a liar. – Caroline Forbes

Damn right

You don’t tell me what I have to do. – Caroline Forbes

The reason why Damon/Elena is so great

I’m fine with her either way, brother. So if I do this, I’m doing it for you. – Damon

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