Stefan’s got his sass back! Here are the best of The Vampire Diaries quotes from season 4, episode 11 – “Catch Me If You Can”.

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The Vampire Diaries Quotes – “Catch Me If You Can”

This was actually said to Klaus…if you can believe it…
Jeremy: I don’t take orders from you, d*#k.

Don’t you love when he’s sassy?
Stefan Salvatore: I know you were daggered for a little while… but knocking is still a thing.

Have bedtime stories ever scared you?
Damon Salvatore: We’re not gonna back off the cure because you were told one too man scary stories, idiot.

Who does? Man oh man…
Kol: I don’t particularly feel like being haunted for the next century.

Is it crazy that we like her again?
Rebekah: Now that we’ve established that fun, is, in fact possible. Why don’t we have some?

Sometimes we can almost think he’s witty…
Professor Shane: I think your Dad’s confused about the format of a parent teacher conference.

Though, it’s fair to say she’s jaded…
Rebekah: Love and caring ruins you. … It’s liberating.

Preaching to the choir…
Sheriff Fobes: It’s Mystic Falls. It’s actually one of the least crazy things I’ve heard.

Well now he’s having fun…
Stefan Salvatore: Sex wasn’t good because we didn’t care. It was good because you were crazy. Crazy sex is always good.
Rebekah: You were hardly the model of sanity.

She’s certainly a sane one.

Bonnie: Bad. That’s how I react to murder.

No, he’s full-on crazy for sure.

Professor Shane: I’m not crazy. I’m just passionate.

Brother’s often suck….
Klaus: I think you need a lesson in how to dagger a sibling.
Rebekah: Burn in Hell.

This is a fair point…
Stefan Salvatore: This will be the second time Damon has tried to kill Jeremy. I guess nobody’s perfect, right?

Stefan Salvatore: You don’t know what I look like when I’m not in love with you.

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