Okay guys, are you ready to re-live your favorite lines from The Vampire Diaries episode “American Gothic”? If you’re not….uh, go do ten crunches and then come back and tell me if you’re ready THEN.

caroline-forbes

He sounds like a real party-guy
Silas: Resist me all you want, Klaus, but until you bring me the cure I will bring you nothing but misery.

So morbid, girls
Katherine: It’s a beautiful place to die.
Rebekah: You’re right. This is a beautiful place to die.


klaroline-1


Can it be both?

Katherine: Are you really that dumb? Or just naturally blonde?

claire-holt

Okay, Damon wins for most fun line of the night
Damon: No sudden moves. No tricks, either. No Katherine-ing.

joseph-morgan

He’ll phone stalk you anyway
Caroline: If you need anything else… don’t call me. I have a prom to plan.

joseph-morgan-shirtless

Bonus shirtless Klaus:

klaroline