Last night on The Office, Andy “Nard Dog” had to create incentives to get his sales people to double their sales.

That’s everything plus another everything! Even I know that math is hard. So, he got creative with his incentives. But things quickly got away with him as he vowed he’d run around naked, or even get a tattoo on his behind. What’s worse? He said they could pool their points.  And in one day, they had achieved success! Dunder Mifflin Sabre (or whatever they call it these days) doubled their sales and got to decide on an ass tattoo for Andy Bernard.

Although Jim assured him that he didn’t have to go through with it, Andy decided he’d get the tattoo (of a baby coming out of his ass, drawn by Pam and designed by Phyllis.) But unbeknownst to him, Pam changed the design. So the tattoo Andy ended up with was a cute dog that said “Nard.” And the dog is even wearing some sort of turtleneck sweatervest thing. So very Andy.

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