The Mindy Project quotes from the Fox series with Mindy Kaling.

I can’t run into someone I know on the subway and not stand next to them. – Mindy

If there’s one thing I can never resist, it’s a good tote bag. – Mindy Lahiri

Call me Reese Witherspoon, cause I’m going on a date with an architect tonight. – Mindy

Guys, I didn’t say meeting adjourned! – Mindy Lahiri

This responsibility is going to someone who has a chocolate fountain in her office. – Danny

How do I look? – Mindy
Like a librarian in a porn movie. – Gwen

I think I see Joaquix Phoenix! – Gwen Grandy (Anna Camp)
What is he doing? Is he being weird? – Mindy Lahiri

When a hot woman does it, it’s called whistle blowing. – Mindy on tattletelling

If you two work together you will avoid hiring any Al-Qaeda terrorists.

You’re just going to decide with your weird lumpy gut? – Mindy
These are abdominal muscles. – Danny

You cried at a box of Girl Scout cookies. – Danny

A birthday’s not an achievement. Everyone has a birthday. Serial killers, rapists. – Danny

Believe me Mindy, you’ll find other opportunities to eat cake. – Danny

The Mindy Project stars Mindy Kaling and airs on Fox.

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