Here are quotes from the premiere of The Mindy Project season 2. You KNOW you wanna read them all, because just hearing them once is never enough with a show like this. Thank you, Mindy Kaling and your The Mindy Project writers! (For writing witty, snappy quotes and also for casting James Franco for this episode.)
Well, I guess all my problems have been solved forever. – Mindy
We’re basically an old married couple, except we’re young and hot. – Mindy
I’ve been able to keep up with my life back home thanks to an old form of e-mail, called “mail.” – Mindy Lahiri quotes
Are you kidding me? I wanna vine this! – Mindy, on proposal
It wasn’t a detour. This is my path. – Casey
Quiet, quiet, quiet, I’ve been Snow Whiting you for an hour. – Morgan
Danny, this is sex therapy. We’re supposed to talk about sex. – Danny’s gf
It’s so hot that your’e gonna be my wife. But I have to warn you, in my family, there’s a lot of heart disease. I could die while we’re doing it. – Mindy
Missionaries are extremely adventures. – Danny
Danny went to Jersey, wherever that is. – Jeremy
The Mindy Project quotes compiled by Small Screen Scoop.
What’d you do, get drunk and try to sass a Buddha princess? – Danny
Okay, I would win every wet t-shirt contest I entered. Cause I have huge knockers. – Mindy Lahiri Quotes
I’ve never seen photos on your phone of anyone but you.
Ken Burns does it again. – Danny, the most boring person ever.
I was in the mood before, but then I had the chicken pot pie. – Danny, on sex
What, is this the Taliban, I can’t look at a man anymore? – Mindy to Danny, on oogling Paul Leotard
If I may say, you are like crazy bangable hot. I don’t understand why you’re a doctor. You should be a model. Anyone can be a Doctor. – Mindy
It doesn’t make any sense because I’m like a tiny dainty, bird. – Best Mindy Lahiri Quotes
Who’s going to explain Colbert to me? Is he even a real guy? – Danny
I’m not going to take advice from a woman who can’t even hold onto her non-essential organs. – Danny
You just pee’d on my wedding dress. – Mindy
That sounds like something people say. – Best Mindy Lahiri Quotes
I really thought that I’d changed. I just got really good at pretending to like things that I didn’t. – Mindy
Tom Hardy takes me as his sex prisoner? – Mindy
Pastors, we are paid in the afterlife. …We’ll be living in heaven heights. – Casey
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