Here are The Carrie Diaries quotes from season 1, episode 3 – “Read Before Use”.

Read Before Use

The Carrie Diaries Quotes – “Lie with Me”

Labels, good or bad?
Carrie Bradshaw: Let’s face it. Life is easier if you read the labels. Like, do not put in dryer. Expiration date: 1 week ago. Everything we wear, everything we eat, they all have labels. They same is true for everyone we know. Stoner. Class Clown. Well-meaning but ultimately clueless class counselor. And, the boy of my dreams.

Aw, cheer up, girl!
Maggie: My parents would never use the word ‘perfect’ to describe me.

We hardly know her, and we expected the same…
Maggie: Are you waiting for me to be the crazy ex-girlfriend?

Carrie: I looked my fear in the face. Or in this case, the vagina.

Remember this, always…
Carrie Bradshaw: I said no. And that’s me, owning my power.

This is true about every word…
Carrie: Oh man, it sounds so much sexier in French.

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Listen, it’s hard for us all…
Mr. Bradshaw: I had no idea it was so hard to buy tampons.

Ah, see, she wanted the Stoueffers French Bread Pizza…
Dorrit Bradshaw: Kids in Ethiopia are eating better than I do.

Remember, she was luring in a hamster, not a boy…
Dorrit Bradshaw: Don’t use the baloney, he’s not interested.

Is it called a kiss trance?
Carrie: As I kissed him, everyone’s opinions about him slipped away.

So true…
Carrie: If I didn’t define who I was and what I wanted, someone else would.

Who doesn’t?
Mouse: These people are so eccentric.
Carrie: Just so you know, they prefer the term “fabulous.”

This is what the critics want to say about this show, even though they’re wrong…
Mr. Bradshaw: You are not the Carrie Bradshaw that I know.

So cute…
I miss my girlfriend.
Mouse: “Say it again.

Have you ever been like this?
Dorrit Bradshaw: I’m a vegetarian.
Tom Bradshaw: Since when?
Dorrit Bradshaw: Last week.

She’s insightful…
Carrie: You called me Carrie.
Sebastian Kydd: That’s your name.
Carrie: But you always call me Bradshaw, unless you’re mad.
Sebastian: Why do you always analyze everything?

The moral of the story…
Carrie Bradshaw: Now I knew what it said on Sebastian’s label: contents under pressure, handle with care. Unfortunately I never bothered to read it. That’s the thing about labels, once in a while they tell us something we need to know. But most of the time they only make things worse. … In reality nothing is as simple as the label we give it. The one thing you have to remember about labels, they only matter if you let them stick.