Here are the best quotes from The Big Bang Theory “The Closure Alternative.”

The Big Bang Theory. Photo: CBS

The Big Bang Theory. Photo: Monty Brinton/CBS © 2013 CBS Broadcasting, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

This episode first aired on Thursday, April 25, 2013 on CBS.

The Big Bang Theory Quotes

Penny, have you been recording shows on our DVR again? – Sheldon Cooper
No. – Penny
Answer honestly, this is not a trial. That’ll come later. – Sheldon Cooper
Help me out here, I can’t afford another demerit. – Penny

Girl talk.

Girl talk. Photo: Monty Brinton/CBS © 2013 CBS Broadcasting, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Why would the Chinese make our DVR record Paul Blart, Mall Cop? – Sheldon Cooper

Sheldon Cooper inspects his DVR.

Sheldon Cooper inspects his DVR. Photo: Monty Brinton/CBS © 2013 CBS Broadcasting, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Don’t you understand what’s going on here?- Sheldon
As a rule, no. – Penny

Why don’t I just make up my own rules of oral hygiene. Instead of flossing I’ll rub pudding on my gums. – Sheldon

Mommy was right. American girls are sexually voracious devils. – Raj

Sheldon and Amy disagree.

Sheldon and Amy disagree. Photo: Monty Brinton/CBS © 2013 CBS Broadcasting, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

I always thought if I had a white name, it would be Gavin. – Raj

I was quoting a man who thinks a thing or two about women. Sir Elton John. – Raj

Raj's dog on The Big Bang Theory is a yorkie. And apparently if you get too close she can rip your face off.

Raj’s dog on The Big Bang Theory is a yorkie. And apparently if you get too close she can rip your face off. Photo: Monty Brinton/CBS © 2013 CBS Broadcasting, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

No wrapper’s gonna tell me what to do. Unless his name is Jay-Z. – Raj

I liked it. I’m excited by it. – Penny
Then, tell your face. – Leonard

The Closure Alternative" -- Sheldon feels lost after one of his favorite TV shows gets canceled too soon and Amy tries to help him get over his compulsive need for closure.  Meanwhile, Raj discovers a secret about his new love interest, Lucy, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Thursday, April 25 (8:00 – 8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Pictured left to right: Kaley Cuoco and Johnny Galecki  Photo: Monty Brinton/CBS © 2013 CBS Broadcasting, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

The Closure Alternative” —  Pictured left to right: Kaley Cuoco and Johnny Galecki Photo: Monty Brinton/CBS © 2013 CBS Broadcasting, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

I wouldn’t get too close. If I give the right command in German she’ll rip your face off. – Raj



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