The Big Bang Theory “The Pants Alternative” Quotes

The X Men team assembles.

The X Men team works well together.

I’m the William Shatner of Theoretical Physics. – Sheldon

What self-important preening fraud are they honoring this year? – S
I’m so glad you asked it like that, you. – Leonard

I’m going to conduct an interview with myself and post it online! – S

Yea, the one thing the William Shatner of Theoretical Physics needed was an ego boost. – Howard

If you don’t want a slurpy at 711 you don’t get glasses. – L

Hang on, flaming arrow. – S

Yes, I was expecting your call. Three years ago. – S

I can’t give a speech. – S
No, you’re mistaken. You give speeches all the time. What you can’t do is shut up. – H

I cannot speak to large crowds. – S
What to you is a large crowd? – H
Any group big enough to trample me to death. A general rule of thumb is 36 adults or 70 children. – S

The world looked pretty darn good… as a member of the corn queen’s court. – P

Let me tell you a story. – S
Where’s 70 children when you need them? – H

No, I have not heard the song “Jesus Take the Wheel.” No, no, no, you don’t need to start singing it. Yes, I’ll buy it on the iTunes, mother. – s

I’ve been in therapy ever since she accused me of breast feeding codependently. – L

Are we your X men? – P
No, the X was named for Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper you will be my C-Men. – S

Imagine yourself in the place you feel most at home. – Raj
Sim City. – S

People of Sheldonopolis. This is your mayor, follow me. If the children can’t run, leave them behind. Oh, the simulated horror! – S

Anything I put on now is only going to suffer in comparison. – S

You look ridiculous. – P
Says the former member of the corn queens court. – P

So, Sheldon. How ya doing? – H
That’s how you start a psychotherapy session? How am I doing? I was promised a riverboat journey into the jungles of my subconscious. Instead, I get the same question I hear from the lady who slices my baloney at Ralph’s. – S

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