‘The Bachelorette’: Two hours of me yelling, “Shut UP, Dave!”

Dave the Jerk from "The Bachelorette"

Tonight on “The Bachelorette,” I spent the better part of two hours finding objects to hurl at my television while yelling, “SHUT UP, DAVE!” Oooh, I just want to punch him in his smarmy face.

Yes, it was the Men Tell All episode and yes, Dave was back in all his Man-Code-psychopathic-frat-boy-date-rapist glory. Wes was conspicuously absent. I think the studio audience would have charged the stage and started beating him with their shoes.

Overall, it was fairly entertaining. I think Tanner P is even funnier than before, Jake is still awesome, Robby and Mike S are good guys. Dave is still gross and his defenders, Mark, Jesse and Tanner F, can all take a flying leap. I hate guys like them.

My full recap of all glorious two hours can be found at Zap2It.