In a little over 3 minutes, this Funny or Die sketch manages to expose as many things that are wrong with ‘The Bachelor’ as Andi Dorfman did in the most recent episode with Juan Pablo.

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Juan Pablo wouldn’t understand this sketch.

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The sketch, “The Black Bachelor” features Terrell Owens and Tatyana Ali. And while it exposes the fact that ‘The Bachelor’ is racist, it also exposes the way it is sexist. But in this scenario, the typical rose ceremony goes awry when these women have too much respect for themselves to be treated like crap.

Some of their responses…

“You had me dress up like a cookie, and sing karaoke…I’m a grown @ss woman!”

“What’s my last name?”

“I can buy my own rose.”

Watch and see who ends up with a rose…

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