Ben Flajnik took everyone on The Bachelor 2012 to Utah for week 4 of the show. One of the women he’s warmed up to is the petite brunette model Courtney Robertson. But she’s this season’s Michelle Money, aka the Crazypants.
One of the most annoying things about Robertson is how she keeps quoting Charlie Sheen in a bit that was probably old even when she was filmed saying it. More than that, how can we like someone who was seriously quoting the Sheen so frequently?
Keep in mind that it’s not always the phrasing of her words as much as how they’re delivered with a “I’m better than everyone else” sneer and a snotty tone.
“Another one bites the dust.”
“Good luck, Emily. Winning.”
“I don’t care what the other girls think. I deserve this.”
“I’m a nice person, don’t f#ck with me.”
“It’s so great to see Ben sending girls home. I feel like Ben and I are on the same page.”
“I caught a fish and then her head almost popped off and spun around.”
“I’m gonna turn this group date into a one-on-one.”
“Cross me? She doesn’t even know. She should watch herself.”
“I almost want to rip her head off and verbally assault her. Or shave her eyebrows in the middle of the night.”
“These girls have no idea what I’m capable of.”
“I think Kacie B is cute, and sweet. And she’s kind of annoying.”
“I know this is a fishing date. But let’s be honest, this isn’t really about catching fish. It’s about catching Ben. … Catching fish isn’t much harder than catching a man.”
“These other girls don’t have their eye on the prize. I do.”
“I think Ben was impressed with my fishing skills. …I feel like I caught him today.”