The virgin got naked, and Kelly Cutrone was verbally b*#ch-slapped. America’s Next Top Model Cycle 20 Episode 3 “The Girl Who Gets Married Again” Recap First off…wow. Look at the poster tagline. I never even bothered to read it, until now. “The guys are coming.” How … appropriate. In this episode, we had a vertical […]

If no one else is going to say it, I will. Leila Goldhul should have won America’s Next Top Model cycle 19. Wait, you mean nearly everyone’s saying exactly that? Huh. Let’s talk about why. What’s in a smize – if you’re a bitch? Laura James wasn’t the most offensive and unlikeable girl* for the […]

Read a live recap of this tropical ANTM episode. So, who came back on ANTM? It came down to Alyssa and Leila. And Leila, our girl (yay), came back. And Laura started biting her nails right away, because Leila is (in her own words) “a strong competitor” for high fashion. I was pretty sad to […]

Two episodes in, and it’s already the most cracktastic season, er, cycle, of ANTM to date. Guys, I have been watching America’s Next Top Model since the very first cycle. (You can say it, go on – I’m old!) And while Tyra Banks has gotten progressively crazier (re: pot ledom, making everything into a word, […]

According to Time, Gisele Bundchen may be the greatest modelling fashion icon of all time. Superior to Twiggy or even fan favorite Kate Moss. And while plenty of younger girls may bemoan not seeing Coco Rocha, Candice Swanepoel, Karlie Kloss, Rosie Huntington-Whitley or Miranda Kerr on the list, others will wonder why someone like Christy […]

Why did Louise Watts really decide to leave ANTM: British Invasion so soon? When the going got tough, Louise Watts packed her bags! During the elimination on America’s Next Top Model cycle 18 episode 3, Louise Watts had a photo that was pretty good. (Her one leg looked larger than it was, but no one […]

Cat Deely was the host last night, but hardly got any screen time. Consider this her one shout-out. Tyra Banks is not done trying to get young girls to buy her book, Modelland. There, supermodels are called intoxibellas. And so, each ANTM British Invasion hopeful was given an intoxibella name. Some of these were okay, […]

Get a quick recap of who had the best makeover look and who had the worst picture. All on America’s Next Top model 2012. Who would we hold the elevator door for? Bad personalities in this episode: Sophie (exceptionally loud, ruthless and annoying), Louise (spoiled), Eboni (baby), Seymone (argumentative) Good personalities in this episode: Ashley […]

Despite the way the apathetic title may come across, I’m violently appalled by the vicious “culture clash” that Tyra Banks is championing for ANTM cycle 18. A British invasion is fine, but do we really have to fight so damn much just because a “pond” separates us? Antm Cycle 18 Review – Episode 1 The […]

Forget about the ANTM All Stars for a second.  Go back to when the show was new and shiny. Cycle 2 of America’s Next Top Model gave us the beautiful Yoanna House as the winner. But that cycle gave us more than just a “Top Model” it also gave us Tyra Banks and her music […]