Why The CW’s Ringer is Increasingly Laughable

| February 7, 2012 at 10:40 PM EST

There are plenty of TV shows that will draw a line from the script and use it as a title. But not even on The Hills has a TV show title been so crass and juvenile as the one for the most recent episode of Ringer. The offending title? “What Are You Doing Here, Ho-Bag?” […]

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Lo Bosworth argues The Hills was never Fake (Think her Designer Pants are Sizzling with Fire?)

| July 16, 2010 at 7:07 AM EDT

Listen, we always thought Lo Bosworth was one of the most stable people on The Hills, but that doesn’t count for much if you take a look at the rest of the cast. Even though the series has all but publicly written out a formal “yes, it was fake” notice, Lo has gone to her […]

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Heidi Montag is a Human Optical Illusion

| July 14, 2010 at 2:02 PM EDT

Pictures from 2006 confirm: Heidi Montag is a remarkable magician. Heidi Montag circa 2007 and 2009. She had some drastic changes even before her major plastic surgery of 2010. Photos from heidi-montag.net This won’t be a stunner for you: of all the actresses on The Hills, none has gone through so many changes in her […]


The Hills Finale Explained: Pranked by your Fav Fake Reality Show!

| July 14, 2010 at 3:45 AM EDT

When we went on twitter Tuesday night, we saw lots of people who were confused, asking “what just happened on The Hills?” But don’t be mistaken, these were not people who had missed The Hills finale and wanted the news. These were the people who’d watched the finale and were literally mystified by the ending. […]

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Heidi and Spencer divorce: giant scam on public?

| June 1, 2010 at 5:36 AM EDT

Much has been said about the Heidi and Spencer divorce or separation (leading to divorce), but how much of it is true? Just as we’ve questioned if their entire relationship was a hoax, now we have to ask if their divorce rumors are a hoax. (As far as people who are in a fake relationship […]


Heidi and Spencer are true American patriots

| May 29, 2010 at 4:46 AM EDT

I became aware that another season of The Hills had started when I saw it trending on twitter. While I’ve watched some of the episodes on and off (mostly off) the show has really lost all guilty pleasure entertainment value for me. And that’s really the only way I can waste my time watching a […]

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Spencer Pratt Goes on Twisted Tweeting Rampage

| April 27, 2010 at 9:01 AM EDT

If you thought the days of Spencer and Lauren coming to blows was over, you need to check Twitter. Not that I expect you to follow Pratt’s Twitter account. But this morning I’ve become aware that he was badmouthing Lauren Conrad in a huge way. Once I arrived to his account, where over 73,000 people […]


Spencer ‘Wanted Heidi to become Super Famous’ Pratt on Regis and Kelly

| November 17, 2009 at 11:22 AM EST

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Pratt were on Regis and Kelly today to promote their new book How to be Famous. It’s a catchy book title, that’s for sure. Heidi wore a white shirt dress that was slightly sheer, sheer knee-highs with sparkles on them (looking a bit like a craft project gone awry – yet […]

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The Hills Reality Stars Drawn in Pastels

| October 31, 2009 at 12:59 PM EDT

Lauren, Heidi, Whitney, Audrina, Spencer and even Justin Bobby have been put into artistic form by artist Karin Bubas. If this is the inspiration for the Andy Warhol’s of right now, then we should be very sad. While technically these portraits are done very well, one might ask why you would want to draw these […]


VIDEO! Audrina Patridge Maces the Paparazzi

| October 28, 2009 at 4:53 PM EDT

The Leno Show has a piece they do called JMZ – where they mock TMZ. Which is fair since the TMZ people can be such jerks that even my “don’t even have cable TV” parents are aware that ‘TMZ sucks’. I wasn’t sure why I was compelled to watch this segment with Audrina Patridge (The […]

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