Snakes. Creepy Clowns, The History of Trains! Carrie Bradshaw could have written about any of these things. But she was led towards sex. And those with fear of clowns can be especially glad about that. In the meantime, let’s discuss the highlights of The Carrie Diaries episode, “The Safety Dance.” The Carrie Diaries “The Safety […]

Here are the best Carrie Diaries quotes from “Caught.” The Carrie Diaries Quotes “Caught” Carrie: If I’m still dating and talking about guys in my 30’s, someone needs to smother me with a pillow. Mouse: I always figured I’d be a spinster that lived with Carrie.

Seriously, what IS the deal with Velvetta? Is it a cheese product at all? Here are the best Carrie Diaries quotes from “Endgame.” The Carrie Diaries Quotes “Endgame” This time, she’s obsessed with ambrosia salad! Carrie: When you’re obsessed with one goal, it’s hard to focus on anything else. | When your’e determined to reach […]

Mouse has a surprisingly good catch phrase in this episode… Here are The Carrie Diaries quotes from “Dangerous Territory.” The Carrie Diaries Quotes “Dangerous Territory” Carrie: Some things come with the territory…being bored out of your mind while filing? Well, that’s obvious. While other moments might surprise you. Meeting a cute guy at your internship… well […]

Find out if you’re a metaphorical unicorn like Carrie. Here are The Carrie Diaries quotes from “Fright Night.” The Carrie Diaries Quotes It’s an age-old past time… Maggie Landers Quotes: This is what we do. We get our hearts broken and then we demonize the guys who broke up with us. There are more of […]

Here are The Carrie Diaries quotes from season 1, episode 3 – “Read Before Use”. The Carrie Diaries Quotes – “Lie with Me” Labels, good or bad? Carrie Bradshaw: Let’s face it. Life is easier if you read the labels. Like, do not put in dryer. Expiration date: 1 week ago. Everything we wear, everything […]

Here are The Carrie Diaries quotes from season 1, episode 1 – “Pilot”. The Carrie Diaries Quotes – “Lie with Me” Is now a good time to say your eye makeup was excellent in this episode? Carrie Bradshaw: They say that the eyes are the window to a soul. That looking into someones eyes it […]

Here are The Carrie Diaries quotes from season 1, episode 1 – “Pilot”. The Carrie Diaries  Quotes – “Pilot” Carrie Bradshaw Quotes: Manhattan is mine. The same old Carrie Bradshaw from Castleberry Connecticut. Carrie Bradshaw: They say the key to being a writer is figuring out who you are. Finding your voice. Well that seemed […]

We update The Carrie Diaries quotes section with every new episode. Click the link to be brought to the list of all available quoted episodes in our database. Below is just a beginning taste! The Carrie Diaries Quotes – Season 1 – Preview Quotes “The year? 1984. My name? Carrie Bradshaw.” Carrie: I knew he […]

What can we learn about The Carrie Diaries in just under 30 seconds? Well, let’s find out with this new trailer to promote the series that debuts this January. We still do get a tiny glimpse of what’s to come… Watch the beginnings of Carrie Bradshaw taking on Manhattan in the totally tubular 80’s. Don’t […]