We need Diamond Water to perform an exorcism on Mike! Shah’s of Sunset Recap – Season 3, Episode 9 MJ has had some “lonely nights” and wants her sex tapes back. After waiting two minutes Mike meets up with an old friend. When he asks “what’s up with the girls,” his friend replies, “pure ass.” […]

A drunk Mike makes for funny quotes. Shahs of Sunset Quotes “I’m not ashamed to say it, I have made sex tapes.” – MJ “Just the sight of my computer made me… (horny)” – MJ “I like 22k or 24k YELLOW gold.” – Asa (On why “gilver” is no good.) “I also want to show […]

Learn what immigrants love, and what food you can’t serve at a house warming. Shah’s of Sunset Quotes – “Caught in a Bad Bromance “That’s so funny, there’s a Sears and Neiman Marcus, together.” – Reza “I just take a sip of Adam, and it calms me down.” – Reza “You want to serve cheese […]

Those Bravo Persian’s say the silliest things, sometimes. Other times, what they say is downright adorable. On tonight’s episode of “Sahs of Sunset,” Mike was helping his parents plan a big Persian-style party. Naturally, the younger guys were in favor of having a hookah area. But Mom? Nu uh. This gave us the brilliant quote […]