If you aren’t watching MTV’s Snooki and JWOWW, you aren’t missing much. There was a time when I was skeptical about the entire Jersey Shore (Sidenote:” Jersey Whore” is a really easy typo to make, that’s unfortunate…) phenomenon. I mean, I like NPR! I couldn’t… like that show! And even though I have my fair […]

In the previous episode of Jersey Shore, Mike was once again gearing up to rat out Snooki. Will he finally do it? If you’ve seen clips of Mike and Snooki having a peculiar milk fight on the roof of their seaside place, then you know that The Situation does indeed rat Snooks out to her […]

Pauly D always seems to have a stalker in Seaside. For season 5 of Jersey Shore, her name is Vanessa Sky Ellis. And she’s creeping us out. Majorly. The girl doesn’t talk a lot, but she has several unusual characteristics. She (duh) is always following Pauly, silently watching him while he’s working and at clubs. […]

You’ll probably stop thinking Mike “The Situation” can be redeemed after this episode of Jersey Shore. Determined to bring Snooki and her alleged cheating to the surface (who even cares if it’s true anymore?), he confronts Jionni with the information. Snooki and Mike have a milk fight on the roof. That’s right, milk is their […]

A whole new way to appreciate Pauly D (Jersey Shore) is coming to MTV. The Jersey Shore spin-off starring Pauly D has been given a name and a premiere date. “The Pauly D Project” premiere date will be Thursday March 29, 2012, following the premiere of Punk’d. The Pauly D Project is not the only […]

The majority of Jersey Shore last night involved a storyline about Snooki’s UTI and how she kept accidentally wetting herself. This is the TV America is watching. (We’re just as guilty as you, don’t worry.) Ultimate Tan Institute Snooki may or may not have a UTI. She knows this because she has to pee all […]

GTV! Pauly D says it’s time to “Gym, Tan, Get Vinny back.” The Jersey Shore kids are lost without Vinny, so to show their support they wear T-shirts that say “Free Vinny” and “Vinning.” (Oh dear God, just let the Charlie Sheen references die already.) Stealing Vinny back is a covert affair, and though it’s […]

Who had the best quotes from the Jersey Shore last night? “I’m suffering, dude.” – Vinny Guadagnino Listen. I’m sure he was, it’s just kind of funny the way he said it there. “Jiminiy Cricket, I didn’t know this was gonna be like a cook festival.” – Snooki Don’t most nights turn into a “cook […]

Finally, Jersey Shore tackled a very real issue that didn’t involve the idea of someone cheating on someone else while they were drunk, while someone named The Unit gets involved. This time, Vinny got real honest about a problem he was having. A Real Issue. Vinny talking about his anxiety was good. I mean, he […]

Is it impossible to be a fan of 30 Rock on NBC and also of Jersey Shore on MTV? Nope! We’re proof it happens. Although we understand how different they are. As if to hammer that point home, something interesting happened on Thursday night. On Jersey Shore, the entire gang is still recovering from being […]