Best ‘New Girl’ quotes — Season 4 — “Basketsball”

| January 14, 2014 at 11:33 PM EST
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Here are the best ‘New Girl’ quotes from the season 4 episode titled, “Basketsball.” New Girl Season 4 Quotes – “Basketsball” Advertising is a dog drinking beer. I’m in marketing, Winston. – Schmidt Team Drugstore, back from drugstore. Same time next week, then? – Jess What a walnut. – Jess I found a way to […]

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New Girl Quotes – Season 2 “Neighbors” – Jewish Peter Pan, Prank Sinatra, Robot Sex

| October 10, 2012 at 3:25 AM EDT

Quotes from Season 2 Episode 4: New Girl “Neighbors” Nick: I’ve never been an inspiration before…I don’t like this much responsibility. Jess: TGIF marathon on tonight. Jess: It’s Urkel! Nick: It is perfectly fine to watch TV all day.

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New Girl “Fluffer” Quotes – Season 2 has Kanye, a Whale Belt and Mitt Romney

| October 2, 2012 at 9:16 PM EDT

A Kanye West whale belt and Mitt Romney? It’s New Girl time! You’re a big girl, you can watch The Walking Dead alone. – Nick I told him I was checking my fantasy football scores. – Jess You don’t even know what that is – Nick No sir, I do not know what that is. […]

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New Girl Quotes – “Re-Launch” Season 2 Episode 1

| September 26, 2012 at 1:53 PM EDT

New Girl quotes from the season 2 episode “Re-Launch.” Schmidt: Honey, what happened to you in your life that made you like this? Shot girl: I graduated from MIT then I got into a horrible accident where I lost half my brain. Schmidt: There it is.

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New Girl Quotes – “Katie” Season 2 Episode 2

| September 26, 2012 at 1:18 PM EDT

New Girl quotes from the season 2 episode “Katie.” Bearclaw: If we make love later, and I tell you to pretend that I’m a scary ghost, are you gonna be weirded out by that? Jess: I had the best sex of my life last night. Nick: Oh so that was you? I thought it was […]

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NEW GIRL – quotes – season 1 – “Secrets”

| April 4, 2012 at 2:35 PM EDT
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Your go-to source for New Girl quotes. This piece explores New Girl quotes from the season 1 episode “Secrets.” Jew in the couch! – Nadia Nadia, American manners! – CeCe Sorry. Jew person in couch. – Nadia She’s not wrong. – Schmidt

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New Girl ‘Thanksgiving’ Review – The Most Sexy Holidays

| November 16, 2011 at 2:32 PM EST

It feels a little early to celebrate Thanksgiving (or am I just pretending that this holiday isn’t looming?), but New Girl did it in style on Fox last night. (Does that accidentally sound a little dirty?) This episode was written by creator Elizabeth Meriwether and Justin Long guest starred as a guy who is so […]


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