On the 7th episode of The Bachelor 2011, Michelle Money didn’t say as much crazy shit as she has in the past. I mean, she only plotted ONE murder (of Britt.) Maybe she was tired? Well, Brad was tired of her, and she was one of the two women eliminated in episode 7 of The […]

We finally got to kick Michelle off of The Bachelor! This feels like a huge victory. Right away in this episode all of the rules were set up for this next set of adventures. The gang is in Anguilla, so it’s time for fun. There will be three one on one and one group date. […]

For our fifth love-seeking episodic adventure with Brad Womack 2.0 everyone on The Bachelor went to Las Vegas. There was some clever editing by having Womack talk about what a great place Vegas is to get to know “the women” (he always calls them that, never “the gang” or “the ladies”) and then we hear […]

I hope you weren’t thinking that Michelle would stop being a complaining whiner on The Bachelor. But she’s stepping up her game. She woke up with a black eye. She didn’t say anyone in particular gave it to her, just that she woke up with it and maybe it was from stress. Which is ironic, […]

It’s time for the third episode of The Bachelor with Brad Womack 2.0! So, right away Ashley S. got a single date. They went to a recording studio together to sing “Kiss From a Rose.” (Cue the obvious pun about roses.) “I’m gonna make sure Brad kisses me tonight,” Ashley said. And she succeeded. If […]