Jessica Simpson was on David Letterman talking about her ex-boyfriends. Tony Romo broke up with her on her birthday, and she still calls him a dear friend? Admit it, Simpson – you’re just staying close so you can get a lock of his hair to do vodoo! Video after the jump. The second video deals […]

Jessica Simpson recently admitted that she doesn’t brush her teeth. Her weapons of choice are Listerine and a sweater. Which would maybe be fine if she was camping, or at least meant only at night. But she means…all of the time. Which is gross. And suddenly I have new theories for why guys are always […]

People had been buzzing about how Jessica Simpson would be on Oprah and how she was going to talk about John Mayer. In the 20 minutes of airtime she had, John was only a couple minutes. Which is truly sad since Simpson was there whoring out the idea that we’re all beauty – and oh […]