Snooki and Mike might be the biggest news from the Jersey Shore season 4 premiere, but Snooki outdid herself in the quote department. Below are eight of the dumbest quotes from this first episode set in Italy. “…maybe do sex.” – Deena “I don’t know if the housemates will recognize me with this beard. I’m […]

It’s Team Sober, Bitches! It’s a recurring theme, but tonight’s Jersey Shore was filled with a whole lot of the pot calling the kettle tan, oh – and some sweet, sweet revenge. After a few episodes of depressed Ronnie, we start the episode with the new and improved Ron Ron Juice-drinking Ronnie (this surely should […]

Jersey Shore season 3 is providing us with some interesting quotes. This could be from any episode, Sammi the paranoid wonder knows her thesis statement: “I think he was with a girl.”  – Sammi Understatement much? “Ronnie kind of has a temper.” – Pauly Who knew this was the magical phrase to calm everyone down? […]