So, what did Deena say that was bleeped out by MTV in the Jersey Shore season 3 episode “Punch Drunk Love”? Well, it was about butts. “I would never, in my life, suck a butt,” Deena Nicole Cortese asserted after the boys heard something different at the Barber Shop from Fake Ronnie. Alternate quote: “I […]

You can fake a tan, but you can’t fact insight like Vinny Guadagnino had in the most recent episode of Jersey Shore. It took us three seasons of the Jersey Shore, but we’ve finally heard a piece of wisdom on the show that isn’t about hangover cures or ways of avoiding grenades. When Sammi exclaimed, […]