It’s Team Sober, Bitches! It’s a recurring theme, but tonight’s Jersey Shore was filled with a whole lot of the pot calling the kettle tan, oh – and some sweet, sweet revenge. After a few episodes of depressed Ronnie, we start the episode with the new and improved Ron Ron Juice-drinking Ronnie (this surely should […]

So, what did Deena say that was bleeped out by MTV in the Jersey Shore season 3 episode “Punch Drunk Love”? Well, it was about butts. “I would never, in my life, suck a butt,” Deena Nicole Cortese asserted after the boys heard something different at the Barber Shop from Fake Ronnie. Alternate quote: “I […]

You can fake a tan, but you can’t fact insight like Vinny Guadagnino had in the most recent episode of Jersey Shore. It took us three seasons of the Jersey Shore, but we’ve finally heard a piece of wisdom on the show that isn’t about hangover cures or ways of avoiding grenades. When Sammi exclaimed, […]