Below you’ll find a collection of memorable Happy Endings quotes from the season 2 episode, “Yesandwitch.” “You’ll be thanking me, come v-neck season.” – Penny “Uh, v-neck season is year round.” “Bye, bye, muffin neck.” – Penny “So, it’s not the comedy kind of improv.” – Dave

Are you a friendly stranger with advice from the future? Let’s take a look at some Happy Endings quotes from the fantaaaazzmic (let’s see if Penny can make that work) episode “Baby Steps.” “Time for my favorite dessert…sex.” – Brad “How can you think about sex when I have an egg baby out there.” – […]

Happy Endings airs on ABC tonight with the episode “Baby Steps.” I’ve had the pleasure to preview it in advance, and as with all episodes of this David Caspe show, I highly recommend you tune in and watch. And now for a mostly spoiler-free segment called: Deep Thoughts during Happy Endings I have got to […]

Happy Endings quotes are magical. So memorize them! Or maybe get them tattooed upon your body.  I don’t know your style. Happy Endings Quotes for Season 2 “I thought the worst day of your life was the day you got that haircut that you currently have right now?” – Max “Honestly, on a scale of […]