We’re live-blogging Glee quotes from “Original Song”! Kurt: Sometimes I don’t feel like we’re the Warblers. I feel like Blaine and the pips. Rachel: These are for you, just in case. It’s pretty emotional. Rachel: You’ve got just one egg, you’re not going to make an omelet. Oh damn you Dads, why did you settle […]

It’s time to talk about sex in the gleek way! Emma: “Celibacy ladies, dig it!” Finn: “Wait, cucumbers can give you aids?” Mercedes: “Seriously. Because I just had one on my salad.” Holly Holiday: “I’m off to have crazy sex – because I’m crazy informed about it.”