Remember 1988? Maria Menounos does! This was her most memorable year. With any spare quarter, she would put “Material Girl” on the jukebox while she was at work with her parents. That’s why she wanted to dance the Rumba to this song. But did it pay off? The costume: A greek goddess-esque white chiffon number […]

They’re mischievous together so the natural theme was Bonnie and Clyde. Using mind over matter, she Her costume: Maria was in a peach/pink dress with a slit and deep v neck. This was paired with a beret and a mask around her eyes. It was perfect for her character. Costume grade: 8/10 Song: “Sexy, Sexy” […]

She’s pretty, he’s funny – they’re a cute team. And their first dance was a cha cha. “I’m like a dude, but I have boobs,” she told her partner. He also pointed out that she’s got a very bizarre laugh. And that she does, that.she.does. Her costume: Short fringe skirt and bikini top in royal […]

Whitney Houston is performing live right now. She’s wearing a belted yellow shit dress with a scoop collar and some ruffles. Her bangs are covering half her face and look entirely overstyled. But she DID give us the song everyone always wants to hear: I Wanna Dance with Somebody. Houston looked pretty uninspired while singing […]