Guys, Johnny Eyelash was on board. I’ve no idea who he is, but he seems like a handful.  And when he doesn’t get serviced with sausages on time, he really gets annoyed. Plus there’s the dirty bath robes, drunken rants, and lingering cocaine… Despite my early skepticism, Below Deck is one of the more entertaining […]

For those who earnestly love the bromance of Pauly Del Vecchio and Vinny Guadagnino, you find the The Pauly D Project a bit insulting. He’s cheating on Vinny with at least four other bro’s! See, Pauly and Vinny’s bromance is nothing compared to Pauly’s “real” (because reality TV, shockingly, is not always real) friendships with […]

Things are almost incestuous on the Jersey Shore now! Joan, Deena’s sister, was seen in the first episode of Jersey Shore season 5. But now she’s a point of interest again, because Mike’s older brother (Frankie Stylze Sorrentino) went on a date with Joanie. A cursory look over Deena’s twitter, official website, and Wikipedia pages […]

Jersey Shore season 5 has not been one that’s endeared Deena Cortese to us. So Us Weekly decided it was a gaood time to share some facts about one of the “meatballs” in their recent issues. Among the 25 trivia facts that Deena shares, she calls herself an “Energizer Bunny” who had learned to walk […]