An episode of Cougar Town where we get to meet the woman who gave birth to Ellie? Oh, yes, I think “Ways to be Wicked” is going to be the gift that keeps on giving for the quotes. Ellie: Did you hear her? She has to go check on Stan because.. what? I pay so […]

Grayson is a new dad and as to be expected, that brings quite a bit of funny in Cougar Town, “You Can Still Change Your Mind.” Here are a few of our favorite quotes…. Jules: Sometimes I do feel…a little….what is it? Ellie: You’re not crazy about the ditzy, trashy, fake-blonde, fake-tanned, fake-boobed, club skank […]

Here’s what I love about this week’s Cougar Town quotes: In the first ten seconds Courteney Cox’s character, Jules, summed up the entire episode (see: the first quote I have listed). Well played, writers. Well played. But there was more than just one awesome quote in the episode, “Something Big.” Duh. So here are some […]

Need Cougar Town quotes to fill your daily monotony? Sounds like a good plan. Got your wine handy? Cougar Town Quotes – Season 3 Tom: Hey, Jules. What’s going on with your wedding? Jules: Thanks, Tom! (turns around to everyone) I told him to pop in and say that whenever the topic goes off the […]