On tonight’s episode of Archer there’s a farm made out of marzipan. Archer has to deal with his own possible impending death. This makes him selfless in a bunch of selfish ways. It’s comedy gold, people. You’ll always enjoy this show. Notes: Pink support ribbons are amazing. Cheryl shows her support in a crazy way. […]

In tonight’s episode of Archer we learn that Tiger Woods probably attends Sexanon meetings. Let’s talk plot. (And then maybe recipes for eggplant?) Rona Thorne needs to do research for an upcoming spy role. And Lana is the ideal candidate to shadow, right? In fact, Thorne knows a lot about Lana and they become like […]

What’s your favorite Archer quote? Wait…I know…I had something for this! Cyril: I will start cooking the books. Lana: Good thing you know how to cheat. Archer: Idiots doing idiot things because they’re idiots. Lana: Gestad? Count me in! Archer: And me out. I’m not getting frost bite protecting some old German guy. Malory: Herr […]

There’s nothing like reclining in this leather desk chair that I probably paid too much for and watching a new episode of ARCHER. When it comes to fabulous quotes, this is the show you should go to. The writers thrive on the outrageous and the unseemly, making for a heavily quoteable show. In the ARCHER […]