ARCHER Quotes, Synopsis: Stage Two

| March 17, 2011 at 11:17 AM EDT

On tonight’s episode of Archer there’s a farm made out of marzipan. Archer has to deal with his own possible impending death. This makes him selfless in a bunch of selfish ways. It’s comedy gold, people. You’ll always enjoy this show. Notes: Pink support ribbons are amazing. Cheryl shows her support in a crazy way. […]

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The Best ARCHER Quotes from Season 2

| March 7, 2011 at 7:27 PM EST

What’s your favorite Archer quote? Wait…I know…I had something for this! Cyril: I will start cooking the books. Lana: Good thing you know how to cheat. Archer: Idiots doing idiot things because they’re idiots. Lana: Gestad? Count me in! Archer: And me out. I’m not getting frost bite protecting some old German guy. Malory: Herr […]

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ARCHER Quotes to Tide You Over Until Season 2

| March 20, 2010 at 3:11 PM EDT

In “DIAL M FOR MOTHER” Archer has questions about his real father. This is the season 1 finale for Archer. But don’t worry, FX has already ordered 13 episodes for season two of Archer. Now, onto the Archer Quotes from the season finale! “You sleept with her, too.” “Only if I was bored.” “What is […]


Can You Guess which ARCHER Star Wants to work with the Olsen Twins?

| March 15, 2010 at 3:24 PM EDT

We took part in a conference call with the voice of ARCHER, H. Jon Benjamin. Benjamin talked about the ARCHER season finale, who he’d party with, and his upcoming possible new show on Comedy Central that seems to rely heavily on a Van. I just want to say that Archer is absolutely one of my […]

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| March 9, 2010 at 11:52 AM EST

There’s nothing like reclining in this leather desk chair that I probably paid too much for and watching a new episode of ARCHER. When it comes to fabulous quotes, this is the show you should go to. The writers thrive on the outrageous and the unseemly, making for a heavily quoteable show. In the ARCHER […]



| March 4, 2010 at 11:50 AM EST

Tonight everyone will see the ARCHER episode “The Rock”. But I’m watching it right now. So I can kind of tease you a little. Neener, neener. I’m so cruel! …But I’m not really! So, I’ll give you some classified intel. In this episode Malory has Archer and Lana on a mission to embarrass ODIN, since […]

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ARCHER Rides the Skytanic Like a Wuss

| February 18, 2010 at 11:42 AM EST

Soon on Archer, Lana is back in the DAAANGA ZONE as she has to aboard a big blimp plane thingy and share a small cabin with Archer. The duo is supposed to find a bomb on the blimp, but Archer is too busy fighting smoking and being afraid blimps will blow up if you sneeze. […]

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ARCHER Makes Friends in the Honeypot

| February 4, 2010 at 11:23 AM EST

In tonight’s episode of Archer “Honeypot” Archer is asked by his mother to perform the Honeypot scheme on a Latino man who works for Castro. This involves seduction, and Archer trying to be the best gay he can be. But is his best gay enough? Women love him, but can a man? Meanwhile, the office […]


Our Advance Review of ‘Archer’ on FX

| December 18, 2009 at 6:37 AM EST

FX has a new half-hour animated comedy series called ARCHER will premiere on January 14th, 2010 at 10 pm. The show revolves around the International Secret Intelligence Service or ISIS. It’s a spy agency, of course. We get great voicework from H Jon Benjamin as Sterling Archer (codename: Duchess), Jessica Walter as Archer’s Mom Malory, […]


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