Last week, in a “coincidence” the star-crossed lover Jiana was put against Phil, and she was sent home. This week, the models walk around and then lounge in the grass. Oh, it’s such a tough life to be a model this week! America’s Next Top Model Cycle 20, Episode 9 Phil – Either a mad […]

The results are in, and it’s that no one likes their entire face licked. Before the face licking, there was phone drama, a meaningful date, and even lime green pants. Let’s start at the, well, start! Phone Fiend Jourdan had the Tyra Suite, and also controlled the phone calls. It’s a smart, fun new twist […]

The virgin got naked, and Kelly Cutrone was verbally b*#ch-slapped. America’s Next Top Model Cycle 20 Episode 3 “The Girl Who Gets Married Again” Recap First off…wow. Look at the poster tagline. I never even bothered to read it, until now. “The guys are coming.” How … appropriate. In this episode, we had a vertical […]

If no one else is going to say it, I will. Leila Goldhul should have won America’s Next Top Model cycle 19. Wait, you mean nearly everyone’s saying exactly that? Huh. Let’s talk about why. What’s in a smize – if you’re a bitch? Laura James wasn’t the most offensive and unlikeable girl* for the […]

Read a live recap of this tropical ANTM episode. So, who came back on ANTM? It came down to Alyssa and Leila. And Leila, our girl (yay), came back. And Laura started biting her nails right away, because Leila is (in her own words) “a strong competitor” for high fashion. I was pretty sad to […]

America’s Next Top Model cycle 19 continued with girls in dumpsters and eating disorder allegations. Well, we started the episode off with the entire new synopsis of what is going on this season. Repetitive and boring, yay. But it reminded me that I needed to tell you guys that Victoria Henley (Baby Sister Wife) is […]

BryanbBoy is no Jay Manuel. And that’s a bad thing. Most of the model’s on America’s Next Top Model: College Edition seem none too fond of BryanBoy. This bloggers position seems to be twofold. Like Jay Manual, Bryanboy attends the photoshoots. (But rather than offer constructive criticism, he mostly just makes the ladies nervous by […]

Tyra Banks decided to “put a bird on it” for her latest ANTM photoshoot cray cray. The bird in question was an owl. The models were warned the owl was dangerous, but it seemed pretty mellow to me. One of the contestants had an extreme aversion to birds, however… Brittany  Brower- She’s sweet, but she […]

Do you blame ANTM and Tyra Banks for the path of destruction Jael Strauss found herself on after leaving the show? Jael Strauss was a strong competitor Cycle 8 of America’s Next Top Model. Despite having a close friend die of a drug overdose during the filming process. Jael finished in fifth place. Five years […]

Surprisingly arrogant, this home-schooled Mama’s girl is the token oddball on America’s Next Top Model cycle 19. For every cycle of ANTM, there’s at least one character who seems a bit more out of whack than the others. Usually this means she’s especially prone to confrontation or gossip. But this time? This time we have […]