March 10, 2010

Tyra Banks Humps Mr. Jay on AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL | Typical ANTM Premiere

Here’s my rundown of most of the girls:
Angelea – She’s bad at posing and clearly a major drama starter. Once she got into the house, she became full of attitude. I cannot tolerate her.
Hallie – She was way too excited about being rich and was snotty. Plus, she looked older than she was. She is [...]

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February 16, 2010

Our Critique of the NEW ANTM Contestants in their first Poses

My photoshop skills came in handy as I wanted to compare every new ANTM contestant’s poses. I went for a rainbow color scheme, although there really aren’t any “oranges”. And maybe that pinky girl should have been down near the violets….ah, but that isn’t the point. The point is, even with my shoddy PSing and [...]

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February 15, 2010

The Word ‘Dreckitude’ is Not Hot

The only time I would ever use the newly invented word “dreckitude” is to describe it. This word is brought to us by new ANTM judge, Andre Leon Talley. And he’s a Vogue editor, which means he has mafia connections or something. (The fashion mafia is the same thing, only worse.) So basically, we can’t [...]

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February 7, 2010

Finally an ANTM Model Rises to the Top

Finally, America’s Next Top Model has delivered us a model worthy of some real consideration. Nicole Fox is the first ANTM model (let alone, winner) that has landed an international campaign. You’ll see Nicole as the new face of Alexander McQueen’s spring/summer 2011 ads. If you recall, Nicole was my favorite of the contestants in [...]

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November 13, 2009

Comparing the ANTM Finalists | Nicole vs. Laura

America’s Next Top Model made a drastic cut from four wannabe models to two wannabe models. Normally they’d have only eliminated one girl, and then had a double elimination in the final episode. It’s gotta seem dramatic when you’re SOCLOSE to being in the final challenge and then they send you on your way. Not [...]

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November 11, 2009

Who Knew? Miss J of ANTM is a Dad

America’s Next Top Model runway diva coach and judge is also a Dad. That’s right,  Miss J (J. Alexander) has a kid! I didn’t see the Tyra show today (I have a longstanding tradition of not ever watching this), but TVGuide.com says that he revealed this info on The Tyra Banks Show.
The confession came about [...]

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November 5, 2009

Our Review of the ANTM Contestants Left in the Competition

Last night was a new episode of ANTM and we started off with five model wannabe’s: Jennifer, Erin, Nicole, Laura and Sundai. They learned how to pose on the beach with “Barbie Toe” from Supermodel Marissa Miller (who got these short models excited when she exclaimed that she’s only 5′8”). The challenge was that they [...]

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November 2, 2009

Huh? Eddie Murphy to be on ANTM Finale

When you’re an America’s Next Top Model watcher like myself, you expect things to be nutty. I mean, we’re dealing with Tyra Banks here. But the mistake ANTM watchers make is in thinking things won’t get crazier. But E! is reporting that Eddie Murphy will be in the ANTM finale. When did HE become fashionable?
Well, [...]

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October 28, 2009

VIDEO! Audrina Patridge Maces the Paparazzi

The Leno Show has a piece they do called JMZ – where they mock TMZ. Which is fair since the TMZ people can be such jerks that even my “don’t even have cable TV” parents are aware that ‘TMZ sucks’. I wasn’t sure why I was compelled to watch this segment with Audrina Patridge (The [...]

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October 22, 2009

America’s Next Top Model: Luminous Rae Eliminated!

Last night’s highlights of America’s Next Top Model:
Just Dessert!: Modelbe (Model+wannabe) Erin wins a challenge and gets cocky. She is rude to just about everyone, and even tells the camera how she’s the best, blah blah blah. Very unlikable. As Sundai put it, “not charming”. She’s fake and that’s sad.
Isn’t it Ironic?: Erin said she [...]

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