‘Survivor’ 2009 Samoa: Russell is an a**hole

Russell H is a world-class douchebag

Who is this character on “Survivor” named Russell? What a disrespectful jackass. I have never wanted someone to get his comeuppance so soon into a reality TV show as I do with this jerkoff. And I don’t mean Black-guy-with-dreads Russell, I mean fat-annoying-guy-egomaniac Russell. He thinks he’s so great and really has awareness of how much of a douchebag he is.

He dumped all the water out of the canteens, he told a lie about being in Hurricane Katrina and losing his dog in the flood waters and he tossed people’s socks in the fire while they were sleeping. He needs to be stopped.

Unfortunately, nobody catches on to his asshattery and he is NOT the first person out. In fact, he manufactures Marisa’s demise in the game because she started to think he was shady.

He is gross. Get him outta here.

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5 Responses to “‘Survivor’ 2009 Samoa: Russell is an a**hole”

1. Mike Moore
   September 18th, 2009 at 8:06 pm

   You go Russell! Win survivor. Play the game like your life depended on it. Nice move dumping the water and burning the socks and not getting caught, then getting your rival out with great manufacturing. This is going to be a great suvivor season. Go team Russell!

2. carlito
   September 19th, 2009 at 12:14 pm

   wow

3. JohnDog
   September 24th, 2009 at 12:50 am

   Russell is diggin a hole that he will soon “lie” in

4. perri
   October 10th, 2009 at 1:55 pm

   I love Russell, He is the most interesting character you’ve had on the show. I hope he gets nastier.

5. bigdaddy
   October 29th, 2009 at 11:38 pm

   He made some comment early on about being in the oil business. Gawd help anyone that does business with him.

   He must have meant snake oil.