She’s back on MTV, and just as loose-lipped as ever.

Snooki and JWoww season 2 has started up, showing that Miss Snooki wasn’t shy of nonstop filming even while eight months pregnant. And along the way, she says some…interesting things. Below are her tidbits of wisdom on dressing “classy” for baby showers, the smell of rain, and a rather unfortunate and ignorant stance on adoption.

Snooki Quotes

No, ’cause that’s what the cast of Buckwild is…
“I don’t want a drunk baby. I’m not a hillbilly.”

Better buy in bulk…

“Nipple shields?”

This is what Snooki said about car seats…
“I could probably fit in that.”

The creme de la creme…
“Lorenzo’s definitely getting virgin breast milk.”

We actually like this smell…
“Ew, it smells like rain.”

Pink up, only
“It should look a little classy. But not too classy like it’s tea and crumpets.”

She usually is just a normal, small meatball…

“I feel like a huge meatball right now.”

Talk about making a statement…
“Lorenzo was a mistake. We didn’t plan him. But we’re still excited to have him. And we’re gonna love him no matter what. He just wasn’t planned. …It would be rude if you were like, ‘you were a mistake’ and you didn’t want them and then you gave them away.”

Referring to a couple stuffed animals…

“These are our guests. Horton and Teddy.”

Photo Credit: MTV



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