They’re back, and everything is bigger – the bling, the busts, and the bonkers logic that fuels most of their decision’s! We’re talking about the Shahs of Sunset, who returned to Bravo tonight with their season 3 premiere.
The Shahs of Sunset Season 3 Quotes Recap
“It was almost as if I was at some sex club, with a bunch of white yummy ho’s running around everywhere, and I didn’t hit it with any of them.” – Reza
“Act like a teenager. Pretend you’re Cyndi Lauper.” – MJ
“If I could fart glitter, I would fart glitter.” – Lilley
“I always do whatever I wanna do. And then bitches be trying to twist it into something it’s not.” – MJ
“She’s just gotta be patient. And so do these other broad’s.” – Mike
Shah’s of Sunset Season 3, Episode 1 Review Notes – “Only Guilty Men Bring Flowers”
MJ is wearing a lime green jumper. Because, why not?
MJ’s Mom is adorable. But a pain. And a Debbie Downer. And needy! “There may be a crocodile back there,” was priceless., though.
Lilly and Coconut are so cute that I want to puke. Where’s my tiny, fluffy, white dog?
I love a prom-themed birthday party for your 30’s. But changing your dress 4 times in the night is too much.
Reza, someone not accepting a party invite is not a reason to say you’re having an “emergency,” and need to come over. Manufactured dramz!
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MJ is making Reza wait forever. It’s kind of hilarious. She just wanted the power.
There was talk of MJ showing up and being detained at the gate? There was no talk of that, MJ brought up that idea in his paranoid head!
Sending texts on these shows is like detonating nuclear launch codes. They wait in silence for responses.
Michael Costello designed a dress for a dog? Well, it was cute. But it was still a dog dress.
Gay minions and a gaggle of gold diggers? Sounds like a party!
Was it, Lilley? Was it RUDE of your glam squad to insinuate that your thighs are just too slim to twerk? Sure. What an insult!
Lilley’s dress #2 – the black one – was amazing.
I guess the friends are supposed to be flattered to be selected as cool enough to purposefully lose next to Lilley, for prom queen. Thanks?
Why was there not a prom king, just a most eligible bachelor?
GG’s reaction to, “It’s a wedding dress,” was perfect. Sadly, GG’s twisted dress is the opposite of perfect. Did girlfriend find a hot air balloon and just wrap it around herself?