David Dawson as Byron, Ashley Madekwe as Bambi, Billie Piper as "Hanna" (aka "Belle"), and Iddo Goldberg as Ben in Secret Diary of a Call Girl (Season 3) - Photo: Julian Marshall/SHOWTIME

David Dawson as Byron, Ashley Madekwe as Bambi, Billie Piper as "Hanna" (aka "Belle"), and Iddo Goldberg as Ben in Secret Diary of a Call Girl (Season 3) - Photo: Julian Marshall/SHOWTIME

A sparkling new episode of Secret Diary of a Call Girl airs on Showtime tonight (Monday) at 10 pm ET/PM. This third episode of season 3 will have Belle being an octopus of sorts, and then a little piggy. On the writing front, Duncan wants to know “the fundamental nature of the subconscious” as Hannah see’s it. Sure. Easy! Psh. Do that EVERY day!

Sweetest scene? A split screen of Hannah and Bambi both at their respective vanities, putting on makeup. I know lots of women don’t have vanities, but I’ve been lucky to always have one – and I don’t know how I’d get along without! The absolute one time I didn’t have one was in a college dorm, and I converted an entire drawer meant for clothing into makeup/beauty product storage.

Okay – but there is ANOTHER “sweetest scene” with Bambi and her new client, Byron. It involves a bike. God, are those two sweet.

Jackie was impossibly annoying in this episode. But what’s an annoying sister compared to an amazing Duncan? Thank God for pleasant distractions. And they don’t come much more pleasant than handsome British men, do they?

Best quote: “I’m so dirty. I’m a goat.” – Belle

Episode Synopsis: Duncan pushes Belle to find out what really turns her clients on so she hopes her next appointment will be interesting. But when the time comes to write about it, she finds her own subconscious desires for Duncan taking over. Meanwhile, Bambi sees Byron again as a client, and despite promising Belle she will remain professional, she takes him back to her flat. Jackie wants Belle to accept that she and Ben are now a couple and organizes a dinner. Belle can’t cope with this charade and storms out of her flat. With nowhere else to go, she finds herself at Duncan’s office and, as they talk late into the night, the sexual tension heats up.



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