…Why wouldn’t you want to quote Charlie Sheen in Spanish? It’s a winning (duh) activity for all!

If you are a Spanish teacher like Holly Holiday (Gwyneth Paltrow on Glee) and would like to use pop culture to make your translations more exciting, we have some Charlie Sheen quotes translated into Spanish for you Small Screen Scoop readers!

I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.
Estoy harto de fingir que no soy una chingona estrella de rock de marte.

Tiger Blood is dripping from my fangs
Tengo la sangre de tigre chorreando de mis colmillos.

Winning (Duh!)
Ganando (¡obviooo!)

Fools and Trolls and Warlocks
Tontos y Troles y Brujos

I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
Estoy drogado. [La droga] se llama Charlie Sheen. No está disponible porque si la pruebas una vez, tu cara se derretirá hasta desprenderse y tus hijos sollozarán por tu cuerpo estallado.

I’m laughing with the goddesses
Me estoy riendo con las diosas.

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