When Spencer Hastings (Troian Bellisario) from Pretty Little Liars is not cooped up in her room studying for the next big exam at Rosewood High, she’s making us laugh with her witty and sarcastic remarks. I’ll give you some well-known quotes from season 1 and 2 to show you want I mean…

The Best Spencer Hastings Quotes

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10.) “I am now officially done eating. Forever.”

Well, after that comment from Hanna’s grandmother, I give up eating as well. Since when did “I just got to wipe the dew from my lily” become the hip new lingo?

9.) “I don’t think there’s a section for ‘I’m sorry you got traumatized’ cards.”

I feel sorry for Jessica DiLaurentis too. She comes back to Rosewood to honor her daughter with a fashion show and “A” ruins the whole thing. Can’t we just remember Alison as a good person without your antics, A? C’mon.

8.) “If I have to hole up in my room all night as your alibi, I’d like to do it with Jake Gyllenhaal.”

Honestly, I wouldn’t mind hole-ing up in my room all night with Keegan Allen.

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7.) “What’s the juciest thing on his status update? ‘Ezra Fitz has joined the Mark Twain fan page?'”

Hey, Spencer, when it comes to Mr. Fitz and his abs, that qualifies as juicy.

6.) You’re really tiny and I love you.

There’s no better way to say “I really hope you’re not mad at me for telling our former teacher that I know about his secret relationship with my best friend.” Lucy Hale, you are indeed tiny and we love you as well!

5.) “Mona is five feet of insidious snark with a side ponytail, and I just – I want to grab it, and I want to yank it really, really hard.”

I’d really like to hear Spencer’s remark if Mona turns out to be “A.”

4.) “Unless you’re Aria’s mom, just assume it’s Spencer. You know, sluttin’ it up.”

Spencer, we all know Ella Montgomery is a little out of the loop in Rosewood these days. Your name should be cleared soon.

3.) “Isn’t this a little premature? What if it isn’t born human?”

Ian is dead and “A” is still lurking around Rosewood. At least we know the baby won’t come with a set of little black boots, a little hoodie, and small black gloves, right?

2.) Toby: I love you so much.

Spencer: I wanted to say that first.

Please tell me I’m not the only one whose heart melted during this scene.

1.) “You know what they say about hope. It breeds eternal misery.”

Well, I sure HOPE we find out who “A” is soon!

I look forward to hearing more of what’s on Spencer Hasting’s mind when Pretty Little Liars returns with a winter premiere in January! But before that, Pretty Little Liars has a special Halloween episode to cure our PLL fever during the hiatus. Come prepared to be scared on October 19 on ABCFamily!

Written by Jaymie Bailey. Find her on Twitter @AllThingsPLL – where half of the PLL cast follows her!

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