Why, Aria Montgomery (Lucy Hale), did you recently read Fifty Shades of Grey? Is that why there is there a hint of bondage to your outfit? (I won’t judge you for reading it, I’ll only judge you if you really liked it. How many times did that author, E.L. James, use the verb “hitch”? Apparently her characters hitch their breath every five seconds.)

aria montgomery

See the Fashion in action in “It Happened ‘That Night” Synopsis: Coming up on the second anniversary of Alison’s disappearance, Aria, Emily, Hanna and Spencer are thrown back into turmoil after one shocking night in “It Happened ‘That Night’,” the season three premiere of ABC Family’s hit original series “Pretty Little Liars,” premiering Tuesday, June 5th (8:00 – 9:00 PM ET/PT).

Subscribe now or you’ll forget and mix the next installment of this Pretty Little Liars Fashion Mockery. You’ve been warned.

caleb and hanna

Hanna Marin has managed to secure the only stable, normal boyfriend on the show. …This surprises me, yes. What surprises me even more is this baffling mix of hodge podge that Hanna is wearing. Ashley Benson, why do you let them dress you like this? Tyler Blackburn looks cook, you look like a gypsy who’s begun making her own clothing and buys her cheap pleather bags at Wet Seal.

pll caleb

See, Caleb knows that he’s looking better than his girlfriend and he’s not afraid to gloat. Damn.

pretty little liars hanna

When will they stop drawing attention to the fact that Benson has a square head shape? It’s not her fault, everyone has different head-shapes (and face shapes.) But you’re supposed to compliment them, not make them look worse.

pretty little liars season 3

Wow, that is just an awful dress. Meanwhile, Spencer Hastings (Troian Bellisario) looks like she’s shopping soley at the Gap from the 90′s. And there’s nothing we can do with Aria (Lucy Hale) if she wears a chartreuse dress and matching scarf. NOTHING.

pretty little liars

Hanna seems to be declaring to her friends that she’s going to dress solely like she’s a prop in Ke$ha videos,w hich explains the ook of alarm the rest of the girls are giving her. “What, you don’t like hot pink pants?!” No, we don’t.

shay mitchell

Aria’s dress actually looks cuter from this angle. But it just reminds me of riding crops and buckles and stuff. Did I mention I hate that Fifty Shades of Grey book? I’m not even against the idea of it, but couldn’t someone have written it well?

shay mitchell

Meanwhile, Emily Fields (Shay Mitchell) has decided to combine menswear with boho, hippie ideals. It’s unique. It’s nothing I’d wear, but I still dig it.

shay mitchell

But, Emily? I’m having major issue with the way you’ve done an ombre to your hair. WHY? DID PANTENE SANCTION THIS? Ugh, this is Katie Holmes / Joey Potter all over again! She practically ruined the last seasons of Dawson’s Creek with her ombre hair.

(ABC FAMILY/ERIC MCCANDLESS)

“It Happened That Night” – Season Three Premiere, June 5, 8/7c only on ABC Family



Read more recent articles:
« | »