You know that girl who is your worst enemy and your best friend at the same time? That girl who makes you feel special and makes you feel like you belong if you’re in her group? In Rosewood, that girl is Alison DiLaurentis (Sasha Pieterse). This “it girl” may not have many lines because technically, she’s dead. But when Ali speaks in flashbacks and dreams sequences, she speaks VOLUMES! Check out these quotes from season 1 and season 2 of Pretty Little Liars and you’ll see what I mean:

Pretty Little Liars Alison DiLaurentis Quotes

10.) “Watch him ladies, he’s got trouble with door knobs.”

Jason seems to have trouble with a few things these days. Don’t you think that if he’s back in a town that is suspicious about what exactly happened to his sister, then he’d be a little better at hiding keys? I guess Jason just has trouble with the concept of a door as a whole.

9.) “You don’t have to play the game to be interested.”

Let’s do this together, girls. Ali is holding a field hockey stick. She’s never played before. Ian is the field hockey coach at Rosewood High. Hmm…

8.) “Your family has the worst apples.”

The apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree. Right, Alison? Just ask your brother. He’ll be at the police station because his sister would want him there…

7.) “They’re not as dumb as they look. They know they need me.”

This quote appears in the special Halloween episode of Pretty Little Liars. Alison lets Jenna know who’s boss!

6.) “You have what I gave you.”

Alison, can I personally thank you for letting cool gals like Spencer, Emily, Hanna, and Aria into the “it group”? They’re kind of awesome.

5.) “You know, I really should do something about A. That bitch is genuinely getting on my nerves.”

Girl, A is getting on my nerves too! Can’t you just pop into a dream sequence and tell the girls who the heck A is? It would make the liars’ lives (and my life) so much easier.

4.) “It’s immortality, my darlings.”

Alison got her wish. She is definitely immortal. The girls have flashbacks and dreams where Ali appears. Everyone in Rosewood is still investigating her murder. And until the girls & everyone else stops lying, Alison will always be “alive.”

3.) “Friends share secrets. That’s what keeps us close.”

Am I the only person who realizes that Alison didn’t tell the girls any of her secrets? She has hiding places everywhere and she even knows who A is! C’mon Ali, let’s be actual friends and tell each other our secrets. You first…

2.) “You think the truth is some big shiny disco ball of purity? Then go ahead and try it. Be honest. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me, you’re always better off with a really good lie.”

Um, if telling the truth is going to get me where Alison ended up, then my plan is just to lie, lie, lie.

1.) “Two can only keep a secret if one of them is dead.”

It’s in the darn theme song (“Secret” by The Pierces). Of course it’s going to be #1! But see, Alison, you’re already dead, so why couldn’t you have just told Emily who A is? Oh, wait just a minute…

I am WAY too excited about the special Halloween episode of Pretty Little Liars! A prequel means more Alison…and she’s alive! Don’t forget to tune in to ABC Family on October 19 to see if Ali has some tricks of her own.

Written by Jaymie Bailey. Find her on Twitter @AllThingsPLL

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